What time is it?
Yeah, I’m sleeping out of my car! It’s great! Why? You want to fight about it?
You can shower in the rain.
You can eat with the pigeons.
And you can really feel the heart of the city when you sleep in their Wal-Mart’s parking lot.
What? No, I don’t know what date it is.
That’s literally the only downside of living out of my car.
‘Tis the season!
‘Tis the season when all of us and our granddaddies are writing about mundane and over juiced writing tips, tricks, and unwarranted life advice for that sweet, sweet Internet traffic.
Because we are all successful, professional, knowledgeable writers who care about the youth and the other budding talents in the field.
STOP WRITING J. K. ROWLING.
WHY ARE THERE STILL HARRY POTTER MOVIES COMING OUT.
I DON’T CARE IF HARUMYONEE IS BLACK, LAOTIAN, OR GENDER CONFUSED.
DON’T YOU KNOW WE HAVE OUR OWN CHILDREN TO FEED? YES, I DON’T HAVE KIDS YET BUT I MIGHT IN THE FUTURE.
That’s dated and unnecessarily socially charged references?
Hold on. Let me get in my best sweatpants and rain jacket to get to a McDonald’s for their free Wi-Fi.
Come on daddy’s gotta sparkle. Daddy’s gotta make a buck!
Hi, I’m A. S. Aramiru and you may know me from my previous works such as:
and the latest hit:
As you can see, I’m a successful, professional, knowledgeable writer who’s qualified to give you some tips and tricks for this upcoming writing adventure. Something you can carry with you for the rest of your life.
Because I care about all of you fellow writers out there and especially you writers who’re just starting to create their first baby.
So, get your hot cup of water, tomato ketchup, the free pepper packet ready for a nice little soup for your writing soul.
There’s a lot of tips that circulate amongst writers.
And to be honest you’ve probably heard them all already because they’re regurgitated and recycled over and over.
- Just write.
- Make a plot line.
- Don’t get too attached to your first draft.
- Take criticisms.
And those are great tips. That’s why they’re regurgitated and recycled over and over. They derive from universal truth that can only improve your life:
- Do your tasks.
- Strategize your tasks.
- Hone your skills.
- Take in other perspectives.
But there’s a great concern I’ve had lately when I see a lot of other want-to-be creators.
You see, my fellow thespians, scribes, and charlatans, it’s far too easy to see other people’s talent and work these days with Google, Youtube, Instagram, and etc.
And usually we only seee the end result.
But it’s rare to see the process. Especially, the honest portrayal of the process.
The most important part.
The ugliest part.
The part we all need to appreciate a lot more.
Because you hear about it, you imagine it, but it’ll always be a little romanticized in a lot of people’s minds even if they’ve struggled elsewhere before.
We assume it’ll be so much easier than it actually is. We have the confidence in our minds because we’ve seen others do it.
Why not me?
I bet it wasn’t that hard.
He’s just talented so I bet it was easy for him.
999,999 / 1,000,000 of the times, it wasn’t.
It was a fight. It was a personal war. It feels like an exaggeration but it’s not. The struggle will consume you.
But that’s what makes it awesome.
You see the sexy pic on Instagram.
But what you didn’t see is the once skinny, fat, regular guy/gal, working their ass off in the gym, thinking about giving up more than once, sacrificing a lot of for-pleasure meals, paying for a lot of cycles, and taking a lot of pics until they got that perfect one to post.
You listen to that awesome song.
But what you don’t hear is the countless combination of notes that weren’t good enough to make the cut even though no one else would know the difference.
You read that next best seller novel.
But what you didn’t read is another one of these offensively cheesy parallel examples of what I’ve just reiterated twice already above.
Everyone wants to reach the summit but no one wants to do the climb.
No one wants to risk the time, the effort, and their lives. No one wants to feel that lack of oxygen, the burning muscles, and the sense of desperation that you may never make it to the top and maybe you won’t make it back home. I’m talking about writing still.
But there’s nothing more beautiful and important than the struggle.
When you make it, that’ll be the most powerful memory that you have of your journey. The pillars of what made the achievement memorable.
When you make it, it’d have been the most important part. The only part that you can really pass on to others for their benefit.
That’s the secret of NaNoWriMo. It gives you a way to appreciate the process and not just the end. I appreciate the event for making the goal the struggle. And I totally got the title of this blog off the SEO generator again but found this kickass way of just tying it all off in that #trending bow.
That’s why I make the big bucks.
Writing will suck at times.
You’ll get stuck.
You’ll hate what you’ve written.
You’ll regret the time and the effort you’ve spent.
And you’ll feel like you’ll never make it.
But as long as there’s a breath left in you, you can make it if you actually want it.
If you don’t want it, just move on.
Time’s finite. Do something worthwhile for you.
But at least start something. Start the struggle.
And then learn to embrace the struggle.
There’s really nothing else more worthwhile in life. Because it’s the crucial, and the not so secret, ingredient of what is worthwhile.
I wonder if honey mustard packets will make good soup
Did you guys like the clickbait title? It worked last time. The irony.
Haha, what kind of desperate scumbag would sell out like that, right? Just randomly insert things to boost visibility?
#bitcoin #CristianoRonaldo #Grindelwald #JohnGreen
Did I mention I have an audiobook coming out of the BOOK I’ve written so many years ago that I should have really written another one out by now?
Haha, I mean it’s not like selling out and calling himself out on it in a roundabout way makes anything better. So who would do that?
#ASAramiru #TaylorSwift #NaNoWriMo #SEO
Ok, I have to go now. McDonald employees say I have to at least buy something if I want to keep using their Wi-Fi.
Time to put on my cardboard sign and get back to my imaginary car.
The sign reads:
“You think I’m joking, but most writers would live like this if they lived only off of their writing earnings”
Seriously. Don’t write for the money. Don’t plan on it to be your income. Unless you’re copywriting.
“Why can’t you just take a helicopter up to the summit?” – Editor
“Shut up.” – Me